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I'm down to cuddle, with you, Zara," this boy creature slurred back at me, a bemused twinkle in his ice blue eyes. The bathroom looked how I imagine the bathrooms at Riker's Island look: bare. And the experiences with women weren't nearly as traumatic as that first slut-walk of shame."Well that's because you're a lesbian!

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No one ever told me how different life is when you leave your parents house and enter a new world where the good ol' bad decision-making-power of booze plays such a HUGE factor. The next thing I knew, I was in his smelly bedroom at his sh*thole apartment in Venice Beach. I woke up at 8 am the sunlight penetrating through his curtain-less windows, his naked back to me. It was full of filthy socks, and dirty weed, and half-drank beer bottles.I was at that age when I needed incessant boy validation to feel pretty (I still enjoy it, even though straight men are entirely irrelevant creatures in my life).I have a lot of older, very pretty sisters and a gorgeous, blonde-haired, ex-supermodel mother. They were the kind of girls who could bring men to their knees with one bitchy smirk and bat of the lash.Women are much better at one-night stand etiquette. There are definitely a few lesbian f*ckgirls who are sh*tty at it too.)If you're going to have a one-night stand and want to make it a pleasant experience, you need to follow these three simple rules. You can't help but feel cheap when there are dirty dishes everywhere. The whole reason my apartment is always looking so fierce and clean is because I want it to look good in case I meet a hot girl and decide to bring her home.There is nothing worse than going home with a person (guy, girl, whatever! You're already going to feel vulnerable after a one-night stand. I don't want to bring someone home and have her wake up feeling horrible because she's in a wildly disorganized mess. When she wakes up from a one-night and opens her eyes to a beautiful apartment with fresh flowers that smells like Windex and incense, she'll feel empowered. GOOD FOR ME."You always want your one-night stand to leave your apartment feeling empowered."So, I f*cked this guy, and afterward, he was like 'You should probably leave because we're just f*cking,'" my friend Marissa* lamented during our mid-week wine/bitch session. Just because it's "casual sex" doesn't mean it isn't still SEX.There were bongs everywhere, and his bedsheets were bedazzled with inexplicable holes."I'm not going to have sex with you -- I came OVER TO CUDDLEEEE," I slurred to him, attempting to be prim and proper. I thought to myself, wishing to the higher power up above that I was in my pretty petal pink West Hollywood apartment.

Note to self: When you're wearing nothing but a leopard-print bra, reek of Marlboro Lights and cheap vodka -- it's a little too late to play the prim card."That's totally fine. I didn't yet realize that cuddling with a stranger in a lace thong and leopard-print bra when you're wasted will almost always lead to sex. I searched for my underwear feeling like a Hollywood streetwalker. I snuck off to the bathroom to call my older sister to pick me up. Of course I did it again, with a man or two, but mainly with women.

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In high school, I vowed to never have a one-night stand. " I would prudishly show off to all the skater boys I sat with at lunch.