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I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody—almost as if I hated f*gs. I really think it went on too long..."John Mayer on his highly publicized kissing Perez Hilton. I don’t think my mouth was even touching when I was tongue kissing him, that’s how disgusting this kiss was.

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It's not only us, other girls (Taylor Swift, ahem) also view him as the ultimate jerk. And if you can't handle very, then I'm a douche bag. That's why black people love me.: Because you're very?The person who associated a work with this deed has dedicated the work to the public domain by waiving all of his or her rights to the work worldwide under copyright law, including all related and neighboring rights, to the extent allowed by law.You can copy, modify, distribute and perform the work, even for commercial purposes, all without asking permission." – Jenny Curran"I sit next to them in my Home Economics class all the time." – Forrest Gump"I'm not a smart man.But I *know* what love is." – Forrest Gump"Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?This file is a candidate to be copied to Wikimedia Commons.

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Let's stroll down memory lane and re-live the best quotes from our favorite shrimp-boating, ping-pong champion, cross-country running hero, Forrest Gump.

tells the tale of a slow-witted Southern boy who grows up to make history in extraordinary ways, albeit through a series of accidents and happenstance.

And even I know that ain’t something you can find just around the corner.

Bubba was going to be a shrimping boat captain, but instead, he died right there by that river in Vietnam.” – Forrest Gump“Me and Jenny goes together like peas and carrots.” – Forrest Gump"Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest?

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