Dating for losers
Girls, you’d never let your friend get behind the wheel when drunk, so don’t let a loser get behind her in the bedroom.Often, girls are stuck with a loser due to personal history.
This is definitely one of the signs you are dating a loser! Dating should be a breeze, since we're all young, tall, wealthy, and attractive (online). In a new data-mining study of online dating of the sort that everyone trying to fill a news hole loves, the following facts were revealed: Men think women go downhill after age 21.And neither are as attractive as a broke, six-foot tall guy.It’s amazing how quickly the cool “bad boy” becomes the not-so-cool carwash attendant.It might be that this guy became a loser so gradually that no one realized until it was too late. He was good at math until they added in the alphabet.7. He is of legal driving age, yet still rides a skateboard.9. He has it “pretty sweet” at Burger King.[insert burger king image]22.Despite being told endlessly by everyone around them, its amazing how girls often develop a case of “loser denial” when dating a bona fide loser.
Sometimes, people just don’t want to look in the mirror and see the truth – kind of like how Cameron Diaz refuses to believe she is no longer her 20s (or 30s, for that matter).
Either way, it’s time to show him and his greasy ponytail the exit.1. He is over the age of 25 and trying to get his “band” going.10. He looks like or dresses like a “Jersey Shore” cast member.15. He has he been to Jersey Shore.[insert Jersey Shore image]17. He barks and growls when he sees his own reflection.23.
He cut his drug habit back to just pot, meth and occasionally, sniffing paint.[insert pot smoker image]2. He says he’s “too smart” to get caught by the cops.11. He is the kind of guy who won’t watch “Hot and Horny Housewives 3” because he was concerned he wouldn’t be able to follow the plot because he hadn’t seen 1 or 2 yet.18. He promised you a fresh start once he gets parole.24. He wrote “He’s An Asshole Anyway” (just kidding, those guys are awesome). If you indeed are dating a loser, you need to rapidly reassess your relationship status.
If for some reason, this degenerate dumped you, then he has absolutely done you a favor.
Don’t delude yourself into thinking that he is somehow more appealing now because he rejected you.
It’s not your job and more importantly, it’s impossible.